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A promotional excerpt from the book of the jobs and the misadventures of the writer, Dan W.Griffin. It's Douglas Adams meets Bill Bryson meets Simon Gray meets a food blender - and an artichoke.
If you have ever wondered what it would be like to forge an identity, crash a fairground ride, cause eleven thousand pounds of damage to a restaurant in Blackpool as a result of your ineptitude with an industrial belt sander, hitch a lift in a stolen car, be threatened with a kife by a certifiably mad Irishman while hitching another lift, almost cripple a 'celebrity', find yourself in bed with your boss' wife, be run out of town by gangsters intent on snapping your legs like Twiglets or be normal... then you're no longer alone. Welcome to Danland.